sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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