Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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