glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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