Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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