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That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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