you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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