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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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