Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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