Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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