but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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