I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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