If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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