I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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