addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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