There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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