I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I had to cum in my sink.
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