Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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