he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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