Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night

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(281): View more from Texas

I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again

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(720): View more from Colorado

Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.

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