just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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