ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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