biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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