Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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