have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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