Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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