I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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