do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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