Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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