Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I know her cup size but not her name....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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