Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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