yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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