Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
