my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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