That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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