Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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