therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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