we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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