Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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