There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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