Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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