I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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