Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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