the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
