The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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