So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize