You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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