Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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