This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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