It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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