dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Your tits are I can't wait for
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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