great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
