What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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