I should be sponsored by Trojan
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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